Poor Ojani Noa.
Dude just can't seem to cash in on his ex-wife thanks to pesky judges who keep on blocking the release of his honeymoon tape with Jennifer Lopez.
Yes, J. Lo was once married to some dude named Ojani Noa, and yes, there is a honeymoon tape. Calling it a J. Lo sex tape is kind of a misnomer.
More on that in a moment.
Lopez has been fighting tooth and nail to keep her private life with her first ex-husband private, and yesterday, a judge’s ruling helped her cause.
An L.A. Superior Court judge is keeping a ban in place against Ojani Noa, saying he can’t release his private home videos of J. Lo, the AP reports.
Thus ends his long-awaited chance to cash in.
